Bartending School

Ok, so some of you may know this and some may not, but I've recently done a bartending course at Worlds Oldest Bartending School: The Professional Bartending School in Chicago...and I LOVED IT! Every week you learn drinks, and at the end of each week you take a test where they time you. Week One...5 drinks in 5 mins. Week 2...10 drinks in 10 Mins. Week 3...15 drinks in 10 Mins.

The final week also brings the written exam (which I'm studying for now...hence this monolog)

Here's a recap of my weeks:

Week 1: 100%
Week 2: 100%
Week 3: 99% (Who know a cherry is not a good garnish for a Perfect Dewer's Rob Roy)

So as I'm hours away from my exam...I thought i'd leave you some famous quotes of interest...

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day."

-Frank Sinatra

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

-Ernest Hemingway

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

-Henny Youngman

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't event have the decency to thank her."

-W.C. Fields

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Bengamin Franklin

"Twenty-four hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"

-Stephan Wright

"The greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. The wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does nto go nearly as well with pizza."

-Dave Barry

Well I gotta get back to the books!